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When a pithy 140 characters won't do it

  • Chat

    4th August 2011

    Kids talkin' zombies

    • (While playing "Plants v. Zombies")
    • Anezka: How do zombies not die?
    • Zivio: They eat people brains.
    • Anezka: What happens to the people?
    • Zivio: Oh, they turn into zombies. Duh.
    • Clearly I say "Duh" around my children too much.
  • Chat

    16th July 2011

    4 yo daughter chowing on farm fresh pork chop off the bone

    • Anezka: I'm eating guts of a pig!!! (big smile)
    anezka kids funny quote
  • Chat

    11th July 2011

    Son & Daughter dialog on seeing a "Neighborhood Watch" sign

    • My kids came across a Neighborhood Watch sign. Son is 7, daughter is 4.
    • Anezka: Umm, Zivio, can you read this? What does it say?
    • Zivio: Oh yeah. Sure. Umm. Yeah, it says no spies or ninjas allowed here.
    • Anezka: Oh, right. Well that makes sense.
    • Zivio: Yeah, totally. Ninjas and spies aren't welcome anywhere.
    funny kids anezka zivio
  • Chat

    6th July 2011

    4 yo daughter "nightmare"

    • Me: *hustling into bedroom with crying daughter at 3am*
    • Anezka: I had a bad dream!
    • Me: Tell me about it little lady.
    • Anezka: Well, there was a good lady bug and a bad lady bug that had landed on me.
    • Me: And then what?
    • Anezka: That's it.
    quote anezka funny
  • Chat

    5th July 2011

    Bedtime conversation with my 4 yo daughter

    • Anezka: Daddy, and this is something I can't control ...
    • Daddy: What's that?
    • Anezka: I can only sleep in the middle of the night. Its still sunny out.
    quote anezka funny
  • Note

    5th July 2011

    Wondering what percentage of the global email volume is Google+ notifications … hmmm

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  • Quote

    4th July 2011

    “May the bridges I burn light the way.”

    ~  Dylan McKay, 90210

    quote inspiration
  • Photo
    Taken with instagram

    4th July 2011

    Taken with instagram

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